Our Thanksgiving travel last week provided an unexpected - and much welcome - glimmer of the light at the end of the tunnel. Since having children, and particularly since having two, the mere thought of navigating an airport and getting through security and surviving a plane ride has filled me with dread. First, there's the sheer amount of stuff that you have to take - diapers and wipes and toys and books and sippy cups and snacks and car seats - that is overwhelming. And then you're dealing with one kid running one way while the other runs the other, or someone doesn't want to sit in the stroller, or someone decides they have to go potty when you're in the middle of a 25 minute security line, or someone runs around the scanner and causes a TSA agent to have a stroke, or someone jumps on the luggage carousel because it seems like the fun thing to do. Either that, or you're
waiting for one of things to happens - so the kids could be perfectly well-behaved but you're still all stressed out because the other shoe always feels like it's on the verge of dropping.
But Josie is now two, and her language and socialization are both developing at an amazing pace, so I can give her an instruction and she a) understands me, and b) knows how to comply. And Zeke is a full-on, intelligible, semi-rational
person, particularly in his response to threats and/or bribery ("if you don't behave on the plane, we're not going to the Air and Space Museum tomorrow"). So all of a sudden, traveling with them isn't so terrible. It's still not great -- there's still all the stuff, and there's always the possibility of a meltdown -- but we're getting closer to the point of being able to count on them to behave.
Plus, we were flying Frontier, which has individual TV monitors for each seat, and for $6, you can get DirecTV for the entire flight.
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| "Aw, pretty please?" |
I said to J, "I'll happily pay $6 to get some kid's show that will keep them quiet during the flight."
"Oh, hell yes. If it would keep them quiet and occupied, I'd blow a goat."
Lucky for J, such extreme measures were unnecessary.
I just laughed until tears were actually rolling down my cheeks. :)
ReplyDeleteHahahhaaa. Yup now I understand why people always say kids are expensive - in theory they don't have to be, but once you have them, you'll pay anything to make life easier/get them to shut up.
ReplyDeleteFVM - no doubt. On the flight back, Josie fussed a tiny bit at the beginning. I knew she was tired and was on the verge of falling asleep, but swiped my card to turn on her monitor so she could enjoy 5 minutes of Spongebob -- without the sound! -- before passing out for the rest of the flight. and it was totally worth it.
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