"I set out some chicken breasts to defrost, so we can figure out something to do with them when I get home," I said.
"Awesome. We've got vegetables we can have. I'm sure we've got some steamers in the freezer," J responded.
We were both quiet for a couple of seconds and then I started to giggle.
"And not of the Cleveland variety," he clarified.*
Had I been in the act of taking a sip of some liquid, I would be in the process of explaining to the tech people at work why my keyboard isn't working because I spit all over it. Thankfully, I wasn't. And on the plus side, I have been been tittering to myself nonstop since this conversation took place. It's the little things that keep you going, right?
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*Do not click on this link if you are disturbed by descriptions of truly disgusting - and I mean disgusting - sexual acts. Also, sorry, Mom. Also, I have no idea why I even know what a Cleveland Steamer is. I am not a sexual deviant or even remotely turned on by poo. Knowing me, I heard a reference to it somewhere (TV? the radio?) and googled it. Mostly, I just think the name sounds funny.
Yeah, it's not just you. I knew what it was because of the Bob & Tom Show: http://youtu.be/L_DEp1lz0CM
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, for me it was the TV show Prison Break. One of the guys who was totally disgusting was on the lam and got a hooker in a hotel room and apparently requested that particular service. It was a throwaway line, but it sounded so funny that it stuck with me and I had to know what it was so I looked it up.
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