But, as ever, life goes on and that is a good thing. Especially when it involves two weeks in Duck, North Carolina, on the Outer Banks.
Because I didn't have the kids for spring break this year, I had more annual leave time than I normally would at this point in the year. I know people who don't use all their leave time and end up with hundreds of hours built up, but I'm all, no, I will take all of the leave, thankyouverymuch. That's what it's for. I'm reminded of my friend Michele's strategy to always having something (like a trip) to look forward to. So use your vacation time, people.
Anyway, the beach was great, the water was great, the weather was great (if a tad hot), the Outer Banks are beautiful, the house was great.
The dunes at dusk. |
Full rainbow!! |
I know that, like everything else these days, getting a tan means I'm going to get cancer and die tomorrow, but hell, at least I'll look good.
My children also demonstrated a knack for hard labor, so if all else fails, at least they'll have construction as a fall-back.
An added treat was that because my brothers were only coming for the second week, we had extra room in the house the first week. So Lisa came down with her kids for a few days, and our children immediately got on like gangbusters. They collected jellyfish (the non-tentacle-y sting-y kind) and swam in the pool and played in the ocean.
India developed a particular affinity for my dad, so he explained Amelia Earhardt to her. He likes explaining things.
Lisa went out and got Duck Donuts for us every morning. Notwithstanding the fact that my family has been coming to the Outer Banks forever, we had never had Duck Donuts.
I am not much of a donut person, but Duck Donuts are insanely good. The rest of the vacation, I ate many donuts. And key lime pie and ice cream and chips.
I figured I'd get back on the wagon and lose the fluff when I got home.
This turned out to be easier than I anticipated, because I hadn't been back in Denver and off the plane for 3 hours before my throat started to hurt. The pain got worse and worse over the next couple days. I went to the doctor, who prescribed lots of medicine. Between the medicine and the pain, I couldn't eat much.
The throat pain went away, but there was lingering congestion in my nose.
"No biggie," I figured. "It'll clear up."
It didn't clear up. I couldn't breathe, I felt like shit, I was exhausted, and every time I blew my nose or coughed, the product was greener than the time before.
After 5 days, I went back to the doctor. He diagnosed a sinus infection, gave me more medicine, told me to take other medicines for the various symptoms, and sent me home to bed.
"You're going to feel horrible for another week," he prognosticated cheerfully as I left.
I am now on day 11 of this bout of plague. I take five different medications at bedtime and four when I get up. My appetite has abandoned me entirely, so I've lost whatever pudge I gained on vacation.
On one hand, yay! On the other, I'm not sure this is a fitness strategy I'd recommend.
The congestion is still there, so I polled my friends on ways to combat it.
Lisa suggested meth, but I ruled it out because I'd like to avoid the black teeth and the inevitable descent into prostitution to pay for the habit.
I'm not really an essential oils person, so that was out.
Everyone raved about neti pots/saline sinus flushes, so I decided to give that a go. I opted for the plastic squeezy bottle rather than the neti pot that Walgreen's was selling because it looked too much like I'd be sticking a blue penis in my nose.
Which, though I've never really given it much thought, strikes me as something else I'd like to avoid.
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