The other night I was in the bathroom with her while she took a shower. She and I were talking as I handed her shampoo and conditioner, and she was talking about Adam, the kid in her class with whom she has an off and on relationship. Apparently, after Nick was her boyfriend for a little while, Adam became her boyfriend again.
"Well, he was my boyfriend, but then he broke up with me."
"He broke up with you? What do you mean?"
"I mean he's not my boyfriend anymore," she huffed, exasperated that I wasn't keeping up.
"Why did he break up with you? How do 6-year-olds break up?"
"He broke up with me because he said I was disgusting," she explained.
Girl, wut??
"What are you talking about? Why would he say something like that??" I demanded.
"He said I was disgusting because I suck on my fingers," she responded. "But I can't help it! I suck on my fingers because I need to chew on something. I need a chew toy. Will you get me a chew toy? Something I can wear around my neck or something?"
"Sure, I'll get you one of those rubber stretchy coils that you can wear as a bracelet or something. And you're not disgusting. I can't believe he would say that to you."
She shrugged, unbothered by it.
I clearly need to learn how to adopt this kind of DGAF attitude. If someone I liked told me they thought I was disgusting, I would be devastated. Fortunately, the men I go out with are far more tactful than your average 6-year-old, so it's unlikely to happen to me, but still. I wish I were that cool.
And she is learning to juggle better than I do.
In addition to handling the scheduling issues that come with trying to date a few different people while also having 50% custody of the kids, I've never been one to date a bunch of guys at a time. It's nice to have full dance card, but my nature is to fall for and want to be with one at a time. I'm not going to have the red hots for more than one person at a time. At heart, I'm a romantic and I believe in being a one-man-woman.
But Josie is unburdened by such concerns.
Turns out, she and Adam are back together. He told her that he likes her again. During center time when they're working on iPads, they draw love hearts for each other.
"Yeah, Mama, so Adam is my boyfriend, and Trina is Mark's boyfriend. And Trina kind of likes Adam, but I told her she can't be his girlfriend because I am. But Carl wants me to be his girlfriend too."
"But you're not his girlfriend because you're Adam's girlfriend, right?" I need to keep it all straight.
"Weelllll, I kind of like both of them. I kind of want to have both of them as my boyfriend."
This girl is my role model in so many ways.
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