Thursday, July 15, 2010

A conversation with an almost-3-year-old boy

(while drinking milk)

"Mmmm, Mama. I like milk."

"I like milk, too."

"Milk's good."

"Yep.  And it's good for you, too."


"It makes your bones strong."

"It makes your bones strong?"

"Mmm hmm.  And your teeth, too."

"Yeah. ..... and it makes your penis strong, too!"

*sigh*  Seriously?  Already?


  1. Just....fantastic.

  2. Glenn Brown12:37 PM

    Seriously. Already. And it's just the beginning, let me tell you.

  3. Of course I had to compound the issue by laughing. Once he saw my reaction, he kept repeating it.

  4. I Love Zeke! I hope he says this in school! (Kidding. Kinda)

  5. Bwahahahaha! Oh yeah.

  6. Oh, just wait. The fun is just beginning!

    You know, I am outnumbered by the penises in my home, 3 to 1, well, 4 if you count the dog. And I hear about them all the time. Well, not always the penises. There's an array of bathroom humor issued by the two younger males in our household that no amount of punishment or telling them "That's not funny," ever can dissuade.

    So, you know, good luck with that...