Sunday, September 13, 2009

Dear DirecTV

How much of a sucker do you think I am??

If you think you can lure me to buy a season package of NFL Sunday Ticket by dangling a free day of it in front of my nose today...

you're totally right.

You fucking evil genius bastards, you.




  1. It's an investment in your sanity. You'll need something good to mindlessly watch while feeding the Joey.

    At least that's how I felt about the endless loop of "America's Next Top Model" that I watched when Walt was first born.

  2. Anonymous10:21 AM

    I love your "Dear _____" posts!

    The people in my office think I've totally lost my mind!


  3. Anne - that's one way to rationalize it. Unfortunately, I caved last year, too. I have an insane love of football.

    Sherice - always happy to provide a basis for others to think you're crazy. I think it's good to appear a bit unpredictable and unbalanced -- keeps things interesting.

  4. Lori B12:56 PM

    Hey..just realized it's Monday....are you having your baby??

  5. Nope, not today, as far as I can tell. I actually feel much better today than I have all weekend (other than being really tired). My coworker came down to my office and said, "what are you doing here? you were supposed to go into labor by now?" I told her I was holding off as an act of defiance.