(while drinking milk)
"Mmmm, Mama. I like milk."
"I like milk, too."
"Milk's good."
"Yep. And it's good for you, too."
"Yeah."
"It makes your bones strong."
"It makes your bones strong?"
"Mmm hmm. And your teeth, too."
"Yeah. ..... and it makes your penis strong, too!"
*sigh* Seriously? Already?
Just....fantastic.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Already. And it's just the beginning, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteOf course I had to compound the issue by laughing. Once he saw my reaction, he kept repeating it.
ReplyDeleteI Love Zeke! I hope he says this in school! (Kidding. Kinda)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! Oh yeah.
ReplyDeleteOh, just wait. The fun is just beginning!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I am outnumbered by the penises in my home, 3 to 1, well, 4 if you count the dog. And I hear about them all the time. Well, not always the penises. There's an array of bathroom humor issued by the two younger males in our household that no amount of punishment or telling them "That's not funny," ever can dissuade.
So, you know, good luck with that...